Today on Higher Education's Premier Online Publication: Grade-Grubbing Grief: The Bargaining Stage

Or maybe this is still the denial stage. What do I know?
Anyway, I'm blogging at Higher Education's Premier Online Publication today.

"I have 57% on the written assignments, 58% on the quizzes, 58% on the final, 98% attendance, and 77% on the midterm, so my total grade is 347%. Does that mean I pass?"